Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Reasons to allow us to "legally" hunt wolves

1) Despite what all the "wolf lovers" would have you believe, wolf meat is quite tasty!
2) Who doesn't want a stuffed wolf in their closet? Or perhaps as a table centerpiece!
3) Hunting something as it hunts you is a classy thing to do!
4) The elk that aren't killed by the wolves that you have killed, can be killed next season!
5) It looks like fun!
6) A hundred bucks says Obama has a wolf rug in the Oval Office!
7) How else do you propose we get them back on the endangered species list!
8) I've always wanted to know if a wolf really can fit in sheep's clothing!
9) Maybe the wolves will be able to eat some of the dumb hunters out there, keeping us all safe!
10) RRAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!!