ARE YOU SERIOUS????

So I attend a private university in Idaho and I am nearly done. This university has a somewhat peculiar method of testing its students in various courses. Most test given by instructors on campus are issued in what is known as a tesing center. It is this horribly small and cramped two rooms with a maximum of 500 seats. How this seems like an appropriate amount of seating for the nearly 14000 students that attend I will never know. Anyways, I had the misfortune to have to endure a test in this place about a week ago and as I approched the front desk, where they swipe my ID card and issue my test a young man, that I soon hated, said "I'll help who's next" this was me so I step up, he proceeded to swipe my card and as I prepared to inform this slime ball which test I would be taking, he said "I am going to have to ask you to go home and change your pants." I looked at him, looked at my pants and saw a small 1 inch by 2 inch fray that didn't even expose skin or undergarments. I said, "for this little guy?" he said, "yes!" I told him that I lived at home which was a 30 minute drive away and this fine human being said that I should have made better clothing choices when I left my house. I nearly practiced my left hook on this dude's face! I was irate. normally I just deal with things like this and let them slide, but this had to be dealt with. I asked him if he knew how many tests I had taken in these very jeans prior to this one, when he answered in the negative, I told him it was near 100. Also I asked why low cut shirts and short skirts were allowed but a small fray was not. When he had no answer I called him a rediculous robot drone and walked out. The best part of the story is that I returned to the testing center after my class (having not changed my jeans) and proceeded to take the test without a single problem. Weird eh?

They call them UGZ for a reason

As we embark upon the winter season, many fun and wondrous things once again become available to us in the great state of Idaho. These things include but are not limited to: Snowboarding, snowmobiling, hunting, ice skating, and so forth. Sadly, these wonderful delights come at a very high price. This price being the reintroduction of the hideous and horrendous UGZ brand boots that girls feel they need to not only wear but tuck their freaking jeans into the previously mention footwear! These "boots" are not boots at all, they may have slightly higher insulating qualities than regular shoes, but they have no capabilities that could classify them as boots. I hear stories of their outrageous price which sickens me due to how awful they look. I have found that most males I talk to about my hatred toward this fashion backward trend agree 100 percent with my views. This begs the question, why do these girls feel the need to wear them if so many men hate them with a fiery passion? I feel that the answer is found in statements from multiple girls that have said, "well we girls think they are cute!" Well this is obviously a clear answer to my question. Girls wear these atrocities to impress other girls! I'm not saying that all girls that wear UGZ are lesbians, but I do feel that a re-evaluation of their sexuality may be in order. So as you ladies prepare to go to class or out on the town, remember, you are what you wear!

Dumb Butts!!

I recently ventured to the state of Utah to visit some friends and family members. It was on the way down that I remembered something, most people in the world are freaking idiots!!! I swear that the majority of people that drive cars on the interstate took a much different driver's education course than I did, I believe the course they took was "How to piss off other drivers as much and as frequent as possible!!" For example, I came upon a lady in a white convertible, as I passed she did nothing wrong, but as I checked my blind spot to make sure this medusa of a woman was far enough behind me for a safe return into the right hand lane, she felt it necessary to speed up. Now I realize that this is in no way a crime or a violation of the rules of the road, but I wanted to kill her when she proceeded to speed up and slow down just enough that a pass would be impossible at my current rate of speed. The finally straw was when this "hag" in her mid 60's to 70's pulled out her cellular device and started to text like a high school girl, i figured that the combination of horribly slow reaction times and an infamiliarity with technology was bad enough to send me well over the speed limit to get out of harms way!

Reasons to allow us to "legally" hunt wolves

1) Despite what all the "wolf lovers" would have you believe, wolf meat is quite tasty!

2) Who doesn't want a stuffed wolf in their closet? Or perhaps as a table centerpiece!

3) Hunting something as it hunts you is a classy thing to do!

4) The elk that aren't killed by the wolves that you have killed, can be killed next season!

5) It looks like fun!

6) A hundred bucks says Obama has a wolf rug in the Oval Office!

7) How else do you propose we get them back on the endangered species list!

8) I've always wanted to know if a wolf really can fit in sheep's clothing!

9) Maybe the wolves will be able to eat some of the dumb hunters out there, keeping us all safe!

10) RRAAAAAAWWWWRRR!!!!

Dumb stuff

I often enjoy a nice fruity bacteria-infested snack known to most as yogurt. This snack, as many know, comes in a variety of brands and flavors. I am not one to be partial to a brand of yogurt that claims to have a better taste, or more nutrients or whatever the case may be. I find that my mother (whom I still live with) stocks our fridge with a particular brand called yoplait. I first ate one the other day and realized how stupid the people at yoplait are! Number one, what the crap is a yoplait and why do you not pronounce the "t"? Also I don't believe there is a worse design for this yogurt container, the bottom is wider than the top so that it is nearly impossible to enjoy all the overly pastuerized milk that is in this container! Also also, how can only a sealed foil wrapper be the best way to cover this container? Plastics were invented for a reason you dumb butts! Why can't food companies let us enjoy life the way we are meant to?

The smelly's

So I work at a pharmacy in the town in which i live. I have worked here before, but took the year off for school and am now back for the summer. The pharamcy is locally owned so it is small (in volume and in actual size), but very busy. Today was a moderatetly busy day, in which I had the pleasure of being reminded of the smelliest people you could ever meet! The "Johnsons" have a distinct odor that would make a skunk put its nose under its tail! As I was engulfed in this foul odor, I had two thoughts, one was how can these people's smell be so foul and the other was "I wonder if I can effect (negatively or positivly) the entire smell of a building. Problem is I couldn't find an answer for either question! Darn, foiled again!